On Wednesday, I took the early morning train North with Hendrik so I could live the American dream: visiting the US Consulate in Amsterdam. The goal: to renew my passport.
I found myself caught between the US and Dutch regulations. In order to renew my passport by mail, I had to send in my old one with the application. However, technically by Dutch law I am not allowed to be here without my passport. It probably would have been ok for the time it took me to get a new one except that I also wanted to travel. Although we would be traveling within the EU Schengen zone and therefore would not need to go through a government passport check, I would still run into trouble because the airlines require passports as ID to board the plane. The solution: renew the passport in person so I can hold on to the old one until the new one is ready.
The visit to the consulate is a little tricky because one is not allowed to bring any electronic devices into the building, including cell phones. That means I had to stash my phone and navigate all the way to the consulate the old fashioned way. I’ve only had a smart phone for a year and a half and somehow I have lost all of my ability to function without one.
Upon arrival at the consulate, I had to wait in line to be admitted by security. The man in front of me had brought his phone and tried to convince security to let him in because it wasn’t a smart phone. After several minutes of discussion, the guard said, “come right this way sir.” He escorted the man into the building and disappeared for several minutes. During this time, no one was admitted into the building. I overheard the Dutch people in line behind me discussing that maybe it was allowed to have a cell phone as long as it wasn’t a smart phone and how nice the guard was to let the man in. So naive. I can only assume that man was detained in a blast-proof room until the guards could verify that it was really just a cell phone. Certainly, once I was admitted to the building I did not see him in the waiting room anywhere.
Luckily, I was sent through the crowded general waiting room to the room with the short line for the American citizens. There I discovered how massively unprepared my fellow countrymen were for their appointments. I overheard conversations like “my passport expires in 4 days, so I thought maybe I should renew it but I am going to be traveling for the next 2 weeks. What? No, I didn’t fill out an application,” and, “my roommate stole my passport when he got evicted and I didn’t realize it was missing until he tried to ransom it and the only ID I have with me is my Dutch visa.” After all of that, the woman at the counter seemed quite happy to process my application for which I had read the instructions several times and followed all rules to a T. Now I can only hope that all goes well when I have to return to the consulate to pick it up.