After spending Christmas with my family, we drove back to Portland, more or less following the last third of the Oregon trail. Fortunately no one was bitten by a rattle snake, got a broken leg, or died of dysentery. It is about a 10.5 hour drive but it involves one mountain pass and the Columbia River Gorge. Hendrik’s goal for the trip was to eat lunch at the perfect roadside diner. My goal was to make it to Portland in one day.
I started out with the fun part of the drive: an 80 mph speed limit on the open roads of southern Idaho. It’s good for getting places but probably not so good for gas milage, especially not with that Idaho head wind. They should put in more wind mills like the Dutch.
Hendrik got his wish at the Boise Stage Stop. They really did have quintessential, good, diner food. Hendrik followed his jalapeno burger with homemade blueberry pie and washed it all down with endless refills of black coffee. We decided it was too cold for milkshakes, even though in theory we should have gotten one to go.
The mountain pass, which we had been warned about by multiple people, turned out to have good weather and be completely clear of snow. We breezed through it, hit flat ground, and that’s when it happened. The infamous check engine light. We detoured near Pendleton to have it checked out and discovered it was an air fuel sensor malfunction. Maybe the bad gas milage was due to more than the brutal head wind and unconscionably high speed limit. Fortunately we could wait to have it repaired so my dream of making it to Portland wasn’t dead yet.
Approaching the Blue Mountain pass in Eastern Oregon.
Little did I know how treacherous the Gorge can be in bad weather. Entering the Gorge, we had rain and temperatures of 31 F. The perfect combination for black ice. We decided it was prudent to slow down but there were plenty of cars, especially Californians, passing us at high speed. Fortunately as the rain picked up, the temperature rose to above freezing. We thought we were home free until we saw the landslide warning signs. Danger of landslides if lights are flashing. The lights were flashing…
After an infinity of harrowing hours driving through the Gorge, we made it to the beautiful Willamette Valley. Well, ok it was the rainy, dark, cold Willamette Valley but we were happy to see it nonetheless. We both met our road-trip goals and it turns out road-trip pioneers don’t have to suffer the same hardships as the real pioneers did on the Oregon Trail. Too bad we didn’t get to raft the Dalles. Next time…